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Erika Jayne
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Erika Jayne
About this listen
Without her alter-ego Erika Jayne, Erika Girardi says she'd just be "another rich bitch with a plane" - so get ready for the dishy, tell-all memoir from show-stopping performer, model, singer, and beloved star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Erika Jayne.
Erika Jayne didn't make it this far by holding back. Now, in her first-ever memoir, the fan favorite star of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills bares her heart, mind, and soul.
In Pretty Mess, Erika spills on every aspect of her life: from her rise to fame as a daring and fiery pop/dance performer and singer; to her decision to accept a role on reality television; to the ups and downs of family life (including her marriage to famed lawyer Tom Girardi, 33 years her senior). There's much more to Erika Jayne than fans see on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Pretty Mess is her opportunity to dig deep and tell her many-layered, unique, and inspiring life story.
As fun and fearless as its author, this fascinating memoir proves once and for all why Erika Jayne is so beloved: she's strong, confident, genuine, and here to tell all!
©2018 Erika Jayne (P)2018 Simon & SchusterYou may also enjoy...
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I really liked it
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Loved it!!!
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Erika was so fun to listen to and her life story shows how real she is and also inspires women to keep dreaming and make those dreams reality .
great book
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Her strength, gratitude, and loving soul captures you in this biography.
I highly recommend!
Caution: Strong Woman Ahead
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Rockstar and Classy Lady!
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Pretty Mess better than expected!
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Light and fun, exactly what we need
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EDIT: Seems we are actually quite different from Erika - considering I wouldn't swindle money from orphans and widows. Wish I could return this book now. It was good at the time, but certainly doesn't age well.
Pleasantly Surprised
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Love!
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One Bold & Brilliant Blonde!
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