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Jason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies.

You old poop!
Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI.
Jim's Henry Fonda impression sounds very similar to his Jimmy Stuart impression.
I betta call my muther!
Joseph suffers PTSD from working with fat kids at his summer job.

Why is it bad to drink Coke while working for Pepsi?
Which movie had Jim and Joseph feeling conspicuously white?

This episode is served best with a nice chianti.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give props to the baddies who got away with it in the end.

Joseph is shocked when he realizes the mob isn't the good guys.
Jim warns everyone that his Morgan Freeman impression has the upper hand.
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, "What's in the box"?
Let's not bring race into this, Ahmad. We got enough problems as it is.
Jason contemplates the moral quandary of rooting for a cannibal.

Which movie left an upset,12-year-old Joseph waiting four years for some type of closure?
Is it better to burn out than watch Nicholas Cage overact?

This episode's guy want to say bye to your guy.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay respects to the master of deadpan, Charles Grodin.

Chicken pepperoni and pecan pie.
Jason hedges his odds with a bold strategy.
Joseph reminisce his college days of dressing up like one of his favorite Grodin characters.
The turn the show into a PSA for watching more Grodin material.


Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department?
Could Charles Grodin be one of Jim's best impression?

This episode has bush!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph expose some of the best hard "R" rated movies.

Chilled white Burgundy, a little caviar, and grass.
Forget bareback riding. It is all about riding topless.
Before Charles was in charge and Bibleman was preaching, they were two horny teenagers having fun.
Joseph learns a lot from Porky's.
Jim breaks down the term prostitution.

Why does Jason need love in his raunchy comedies?
What feels like bags of sand?

This is a Whopper of an episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever.

Fleetwood Macrame!
Whore! Norman Trollop!

Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening.

It’s all about the onion rings.

Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a Christian rock band or missing Styx at the Texas Jam?

Which movie is chosen by all the guys but still doesn’t have anything on Denzel Washington?

This episode eclipses all the others.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through.

DEA!

Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs.

The start of the show surprises Jason (again).

Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him.

Jason makes a plea for getting medals for watching crappy movies.

Joseph turns into a woman in the middle of the show.

Jason roots for the alligator in the Roadhouse remake.

What helpful recommendation does Joseph give for watching a terrible Scientology movie?

Which kids’ movie features bestiality as comedic gag?

1. Why does Joseph like butter?
2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet?
3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph?

Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!