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- Narrated by: David Rakoff
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
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Whether he’s lacerating the musical Rent for its cutesy depiction of AIDS or dealing with personal tragedy, his sharp observations and humorist’s flair for the absurd will have you positively reveling in the power of negativity.
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- Heather Elizabeth Rose
- 2021-03-25
Great Read
A lovely self reflection and read beautifully by the author. A great extension of his essays from TAL if you heard that. When I read it I felt the kinship of spirit I felt when I first discovered David Rakoff. Very easy to listen to when winding down before bed.
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