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Kelpie Dreams

Written by: Steve Vernon
Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
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Meet Lady Macbeth - a high school librarian, ex-assassin, and part-time kelpie, whose mother wanted to name her Hemorrhoid at birth. Now she has to take on a Sea Hag - eight legs of Godzilla-ugly poured into a bucket full of meanness - with the help of a one-woman army named Rhonda, a 200-year-old sea captain, and a hunky lighthouse keeper who won't admit that he's dead as well. 

Kelpie Dreams is a funny, action-packed, shoot-em-up paranormal romance novel for folks who hate romance novels. 

A 2016 Kindle Press-winning novel.

©2016 Steve Vernon (P)2018 Steve Vernon

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