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The Hozone Lair

Written by: Justin Hosey & Carrie Daniels
  • Summary

  • The point of this show is to bring the county fair to your doorstep. Are you feeling down and out? Maybe your life has become stale and that four-story leap to freedom seems more and more tempting by the day. Well, fret no more, we are here to bring back the confidence that you thought was gone forever. Do we do this by words of encouragement and affirmations? Hell no, we just show you our true colors, and that's bound to make anyone feel better about themselves. Tune in and laugh at us you idiots, you deserve a break from being laughed at yourself! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/justin-hosey/support
    Justin Hosey & Carrie Daniels
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Episodes
  • Carter the Centaur
    Jun 22 2023
    In this week's episode, Carrie and Hosey are joined by the most guest ever recorded in the Hozone. Topics discussed range from an Alien invasion (atmosphere not border) to a donkey dicked boy named Ryan George. Listen to this episode so you will understand the upcoming pedo charges that the only female present will incur. Everyone involved had a grand old time even if it results in future therapy. Tune in and learn why middle age women should never have a youthful buffet at their finger tips. We appreciate everyone that listens. Everyone else, fuck you. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/justin-hosey/support
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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Smashlynn
    Jun 1 2023

    In this episode, Hosey and Carrie are joined by a super fan and a super hussy. Jodie is back for her second round and she brought her crotch goblin along. We learn that one of the only people not put off by Hosey's endowment is his sister and she is not afraid to admit it. Ashlynn protects her identity by telling all of her secretes and Carrie shows that she is still a kid at heart while discussing which flavor of fruit roll-up she wants to slurp by the foot. The hosts are also joined by a big bald headed babbling baby boy by the name of Brad. Consistency is key and we remain locked the hell out. Thank you for listening, and let us know when you want to be on!

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Flat Earth or Smooth Brain?
    May 4 2023

    In this week's episode, the original guest bailed so Hosey and Carrie were forced to scrape the bottom of the barrel, and no it's not another Jesse episode. Interestingly enough, these self-invited guests have never been on the show before! Prepare yourself for the pecker pickling pair Peter and Penelope. Yes, those are the names that they chose. In addition to the dynamic duo, Hosey has to remind Carrie about a heartfelt, invigorating conversation she didn't know she had. Lastly but certainly not leastly, Carrie is granted the nearly impossible feat of not feeling like the dumbest one in the room. It's only a little over an hour folks, most of you spend more time than that on the toilet. So shut your mouth hole and open your ear balls. Thanks

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    1 hr and 7 mins

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