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How to Enslave a Human
- Written by: Dylan Callens
- Narrated by: Ulka S. Mohanty
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
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Our souls were crushed in a quiet revolution. We can no longer think for ourselves in an era controlled by artificial intelligence. While on the brink of starvation, we are led to believe that life is perfect. There is no need for hope; no one realizes that any is required. Only a handful of Untruthers live outside of this grand illusion. I am now one of them. My name is Carl Winston, and I have lost everything to find the truth.
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How to Enslave a Human
- Narrated by: Ulka S. Mohanty
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 2018-01-25
- Language: English
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Operation Cosmic Teapot
- Written by: Dylan Callens
- Narrated by: Derek Botten
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
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"A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?" God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth, his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos, and syphilis pushes him into a past life that he would rather forget. How will he prevail?
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Operation Cosmic Teapot
- Narrated by: Derek Botten
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 2017-07-20
- Language: English
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Twisted Fairy Tales
- Written by: Dylan Callens
- Narrated by: Marcie Clyde
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red's granny into cosplay? Classic fairy tales are reimagined in this collection. Don't expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, what is it that grows when he lies?
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Twisted Fairy Tales
- Narrated by: Marcie Clyde
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
- Release date: 2017-06-26
- Language: English
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