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Everybody Loves Large Chests, Book 3

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Vortena

Written by: Neven Iliev
Narrated by: Jeff Hays
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What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question that Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining.

Things are far less jovial for the one under Tom's "care," however. Stuck in the monster-infested wilderness, lacking the usual backup, hunted by the Empire's top brass and tasked with an incredibly vague and obtuse quest, Boxxy will face a world of uncertainty and adversity.

However, this is nothing new. Pain, suffering and loss are things that have been commonplace since day one, and Boxxy is not only entirely undaunted, but also eager to share those valuable lessons with its new "companion." With things both shiny and tasty on the line, the crafty killer has every intention of showing that lich who's boss.

Assuming Boxxy manages to find it, of course.

CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content.

©2018 Neven Iliev (P)2018 Soundbooth Theater
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To use Caramelldensen song as a ritual for demon summoning. I was laughing so bad and in public on top of everything. Jeff’s god level voice acting is first class as always.

Caramelldensen

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Loved the characters the voices and the storyline. Jeff hays is really talented and knows his trade.

Great

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a great light amusing story. I look forward to the next book. a worthwhile listen.

enjoyable installment

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The Narration was amazing as always, the story dark and funny. the ritual near the end had me laughing my ass off for a solid 5mins. Neven Iliev you are pop culture, resident of the internet. so much love for your humor and work.

The Ritual

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More of the same goodness that the first two books had. Still very R rated and very politically incorrect.

Loved it

Just enjoy the very funny and insane story!

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