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  • My Philosophy

  • Written by: Woody Allen
  • Narrated by: Woody Allen
  • Length: 7 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (3 ratings)
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My Philosophy

Written by: Woody Allen
Narrated by: Woody Allen
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"My Philosophy" is from the collection Getting Even. It was originally published in the December 27, 1969, issue of The New Yorker. For more information about Woody Allen, please visit WoodyAllen.com.
©1978 Woody Allen (P)2010 Audible, Inc.
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  • EmilyK
  • 2020-11-01

Strange and funny

This is a strange and funny excerpt out of a larger work. It’s been so long since I’ve seen a Woody Allen movie that I realized I missed his distinctive voice. I don’t think I would’ve wanted to pay for this, but given that it was free I enjoyed it.

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  • Davidgonzalezsr
  • 2020-04-19

Bazinga

I found this short excerpt humorous. I enjoyed Woody Allen's narration. I recieved this excerpt FREE and it intrigued me enough to consider listening his entire work; "Getting Even".

Disclaimer: I've been listening at 2x speed for so long anything else sounds like slow motion. My enjoyment of the narrator is based on my listening speed. I only leave 5 stars for books I've listened to multiple times. I'll update my review if I listen again.

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  • Mary Karowski
  • 2017-02-14

Interesting glimpse into a strange mind

Woody Allen has some strange views in life and this short listen gives you a glimpse of some of it. It will be interesting to see if after he passes on if there truly is a full collection of his philosophy waiting to be found and published.

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