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  • 5 Minute Guided Meditations for People Who Don’t Have the F*cking Time. Relieve Stress, Fall Asleep Instantly, Rewire the Brain for Relaxation.
  • Written by: Better Mindfulness Meditation
  • Narrated by: Gretchen Conlon
  • Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins

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F*cking Meditate

Written by: Better Mindfulness Meditation
Narrated by: Gretchen Conlon
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Publisher's Summary

Do you know all the amazing mental and physical benefits of meditation, but can’t find the time to learn or practice consistently?

What if you could learn how to melt stress, sleep better, and feel incredible in five minutes a day?

For most people, the idea of sitting down and “clearing the mind” (which you’ll learn should not the goal of meditation) for 30 minutes to an hour seems impossible.

Ironically, it is these exact people who don’t have time in the day to meditate who need it the most.

The exciting news is that you can harness the incredible benefits of meditation with only a five minute daily commitment.

Recent scientific studies have revealed that a (very) short daily meditation practice can decrease stress, blood pressure, anxiety, and depression while improving sleep quality, immunity, and mood.

This series contains 12 professionally written and recorded five minute meditations designed to deliver all the benefits of meditation without a large time commitment. For each meditation you will have the choice of three different soothing background tracks so you can customize the experience to your preference.

These meditations will help you:

  • Melt stress and anxiety on demand
  • Feel completely relaxed and at peace
  • Learn how to turn off your body’s stress response
  • Improve your relationships
  • Build self-confidence
  • Fall asleep fast and get better quality sleep
  • Improve focus
  • Unlock the secret to sustained happiness
  • And more....  

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.  

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