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Blonde Date
- An Ivy Years Novella
- Written by: Sarina Bowen
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 2 hrs and 24 mins
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As a sorority pledge, there are commandments that Katie Vickery must live by. One: Thou shalt not show up for the party without a date. Two: The guy shall be an athlete, preferably an upperclassman. Unfortunately, Katie just broke up with her jerkface football player boyfriend. Even worse, her last encounter with him resulted in utter humiliation. She'd rather hide under the bed than attend a party where he'll be. Yet staying home would mean letting him win.
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Awesome Meet Cute
- By Melissa Braun on 2024-05-02
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Blonde Date
- An Ivy Years Novella
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Saskia Maarleveld
- Series: Ivy Years, Book 0
- Length: 2 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 2016-06-20
- Language: English
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Dragons and Demons
- King's Dark Tidings, Book 5
- Written by: Kel Kade
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 17 hrs and 3 mins
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Every kingdom Rezkin touches has shattered, and the turbulence in his homeland is spreading across the Souelian. From the shards of kingdoms past, he begins to forge a new empire. But there is a price to pay for power, and the balance has come due. When Rezkin is confronted by something mysterious and ancient, he is stolen from his intended path and driven toward shocking revelations about his identity. With every whisper of knowledge comes new dangers and one certainty.
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Great Series
- By Mark Hrudey on 2022-09-08
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Dragons and Demons
- King's Dark Tidings, Book 5
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: King's Dark Tidings, Book 5
- Length: 17 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 2022-09-06
- Language: English
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A Mark of Kings
- The Shattered Reigns, Book 1
- Written by: Bryce O'Connor, Luke Chmilenko
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 18 hrs and 38 mins
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Despite his youth, Declan Idrys knows of the evils of the world. He knows of the bastards and brigands who plague the King's lands, of the monsters skulking in the wooded depths of the realm. Together with his companion, Ryn - a beast of rather peculiar talent - he has spent the last decade of his life beneath the bloody banners of a half-dozen mercenary guilds, hunting precisely such festering wickedness within the borders of Viridian.
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Absolutely amazing
- By Doug Ross on 2019-08-18
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A Mark of Kings
- The Shattered Reigns, Book 1
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: The Shattered Reigns Series, Book 1
- Length: 18 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 2019-08-06
- Language: English
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Sufficiently Advanced Magic
- Arcane Ascension, Book 1
- Written by: Andrew Rowe
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 21 hrs and 58 mins
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Five years ago Corin Cadence's brother entered the Serpent Spire - a colossal tower with ever-shifting rooms, traps, and monsters. Those who survive the spire's trials return home with an attunement: a mark granting the bearer magical powers. According to legend, those few who reach the top of the tower will be granted a boon by the spire's goddess. He never returned. Now it's Corin's turn. He's headed to the top floor, on a mission to meet the goddess.
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Fun
- By Jeffrey on 2018-04-08
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Sufficiently Advanced Magic
- Arcane Ascension, Book 1
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: Arcane Ascension, Book 1
- Length: 21 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 2017-07-04
- Language: English
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Bonds of Truths
- Instrument of Omens, Book 4
- Written by: Davis Ashura
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 22 hrs and 59 mins
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With five of the Orbs of Peace still at large and threatening the world’s survival, Cinder and Anya set forth to acquire them by any means. But their efforts—be it through simple ruses, espionage, or even war—are doomed if they cannot first shatter the falsehoods that warp their very memories. Are they the Blessed Ones of prophecy or simply broken avatars? It is a question without an easy answer, hindered as it is by deceptions that aren’t so easily overcome.
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Very good
- By R.Castelli on 2023-10-02
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Bonds of Truths
- Instrument of Omens, Book 4
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: Instrument of Omens, Book 4
- Length: 22 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 2023-06-20
- Language: English
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The Land: Raiders: A LitRPG Saga
- Chaos Seeds, Book 6
- Written by: Aleron Kong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
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The time of hiding has passed. The Mist Village will make itself known. Goblins have invaded Richter’s lands. Though the first incursion has been defeated, the anger of Chaos Seed remains. Those who challenge Richter’s power will learn there is a reason all creatures fear the mist.... It is the home of monsters. For the first time, Richter takes the battle to his enemies. He will live up to his name, and the very Land will shake with this power.
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Still works but tedious at times
- By J. McIntyre on 2024-05-04
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The Land: Raiders: A LitRPG Saga
- Chaos Seeds, Book 6
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: Chaos Seeds, Book 6
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 2017-12-31
- Language: English
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Bastion
- Immortal Great Souls, Book 1
- Written by: Phil Tucker
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 38 hrs and 23 mins
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Scorio will rise from the ashes to conquer the 10 layers of hell. Reborn without memories, Scorio learns that he is a Great Soul, a legendary defender of the ancient city of Bastion. That within the hallowed halls of the Academy and under the stern eyes of the underworld’s greatest instructors he will enjoy enormous privilege, rediscover unique and wondrous powers, and one day return to the millennium-old battle against their infernal foes. Until he is betrayed.
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Enthralling - Can't wait for book 2
- By Braydon on 2023-03-10
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Bastion
- Immortal Great Souls, Book 1
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: Immortal Great Souls, Book 1
- Length: 38 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 2022-03-16
- Language: English
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Opening Moves
- The Gam3, Book 1
- Written by: Cosimo Yap
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
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The Earth is changing. The alien invasion brought social upheaval, advanced technology, and an armada of peacekeeping robots. But Alan, a college student pursuing a now-useless degree, cares little about all of this. He has only one thing on his mind: the Game. A fully immersive virtual reality, the Game appears to be a major part of the invading civilization. Alan can't wait to play, recklessly diving into the digital universe. Soon though, Alan realizes the Game is anything but simple, and the stakes are higher than he ever imagined.
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if you like sci-fi and RPGs
- By William on 2018-03-06
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Opening Moves
- The Gam3, Book 1
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: The Gam3, Book 1
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 2016-11-29
- Language: English
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Diamantine
- Weapons and Wielders, Book 2
- Written by: Andrew Rowe
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 15 hrs and 58 mins
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After bonding with Dawnbringer, the Sacred Sword of Light, Keras Selyrian travels to the nation of Edria to compete in the Tournament of the Sacred Sword. The winner of the tournament will be given a chance to fight for the Sacred Sword of Stone if they can defeat the current wielder, the impossibly powerful Emperor of Edria, in single combat.
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Oh my
- By Craig on 2020-07-31
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Diamantine
- Weapons and Wielders, Book 2
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: Weapons and Wielders, Book 2
- Length: 15 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 2020-07-07
- Language: English
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Fate of the Fallen
- Written by: Kel Kade
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
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Everyone loves Mathias. Naturally, when he discovers it’s his destiny to save the world, he dives in headfirst, pulling his best friend, Aaslo, along for the ride. However, saving the world isn’t as easy, or exciting, as it sounds in the stories. The going gets rough, and folks start to believe their best chance for survival is to surrender to the forces of evil, which isn’t how the prophecy goes. At all. As the list of allies grows thin and the friends find themselves staring death in the face, they must decide how to become the heroes they were destined to be.
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great start to a new series
- By Anonymous User on 2020-01-02
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Fate of the Fallen
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: The Shroud of Prophecy, Book 1
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 2019-11-05
- Language: English
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Six Sacred Swords
- Weapons and Wielders, Book 1
- Written by: Andrew Rowe
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
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Keras Selyrian is already well on the way to cutting his name into the annals of legend. He’s fought false divinities, thieving sorcerers, and corrupt demigods - and left them defeated in his wake. But he’s a long way from home, and Kaldwyn offers a different brand of danger than he’s used to. He’s already got a sword of unfathomable power, but it’s damaged and leaking world-annihilating mana, so he’s in the market for a new one. Possibly six. The more the better, really.
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much better then the last one
- By William on 2019-08-02
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Six Sacred Swords
- Weapons and Wielders, Book 1
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: Weapons and Wielders, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 2019-04-30
- Language: English
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Monsters of Men
- Chaos Walking, Book 3
- Written by: Patrick Ness
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Angela Dawe, MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 14 hrs and 22 mins
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As a world-ending war surges around them, Todd and Viola face monstrous decisions. The indigenous Spackle, thinking and acting as one, have mobilized to avenge their murdered people. Ruthless human leaders prepare to defend their factions at all costs, even as a convoy of new settlers approaches. And as the ceaseless Noise lays all thoughts bare, the projected will of the few threatens to overwhelm the desperate desire of the many.
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incredible narrating.
- By Anonymous User on 2023-12-19
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Monsters of Men
- Chaos Walking, Book 3
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Angela Dawe, MacLeod Andrews
- Series: Chaos Walking, Book 3
- Length: 14 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 2010-09-30
- Language: English
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Mage of No Renown
- Tales of Terralor, Book 1
- Written by: Kel Kade
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
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Wesson is still years from becoming a man when an immense darkness stirs within his core. The sinister power bursts free during a confrontation with an old enemy, and Wesson’s tranquil life is left in tatters. Forced to flee a murderous mob, Wesson stumbles onto a tumultuous path where he must confront the destructive power he has awakened. He must learn control over the power he wields or risk being consumed by it. As he wrestles with his training, an assassin stalks his every move.
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Unexpected surprise
- By Blaze on 2022-07-31
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Mage of No Renown
- Tales of Terralor, Book 1
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: Tales of Terralor, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 2022-06-22
- Language: English
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Cephrael's Hand
- A Pattern of Shadow and Light, Book 1
- Written by: Melissa McPhail
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 32 hrs and 6 mins
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In Alorin...300 years after the genocidal Adept Wars, the realm is dying, and the blessed Adept race dies with it. One man holds the secret to reverting this decline: Bjorn van Gelderan, a dangerous and enigmatic man whose shocking betrayal three centuries past earned him a traitor's brand. It is the Adept Vestal Raine D'Lacourte's mission to learn what Bjorn knows in the hope of salvaging his race. But first he'll have to find him....
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Disappointing and homophobic
- By Anonymous User on 2020-03-24
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Cephrael's Hand
- A Pattern of Shadow and Light, Book 1
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: A Pattern of Shadow and Light, Book 1
- Length: 32 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 2016-07-26
- Language: English
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Defying Destiny
- The War of Broken Mirrors, Book 3
- Written by: Andrew Rowe
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 13 hrs and 6 mins
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When Lydia gets a lead on the whereabouts of Jonathan Sterling, she concludes her training with a legendary immortal sorcerer and puts a plan in motion for his capture. Near Selyr, Taelien reunites with an old friend - Wrynn Jaden, the legendary Witch of a Thousand Shadows - and meets with Jonan to make a deal. Jonan, of course, has other concerns. His master, the legendary Lady of Thieves herself, has given him a new assignment - one that hints at world-shaping events, if he can survive the mission. He’ll partner with Velas, but she has her own problems to deal with.
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loved it
- By Amazon Customer on 2020-10-14
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Defying Destiny
- The War of Broken Mirrors, Book 3
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: The War of Broken Mirrors, Book 3
- Length: 13 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 2020-03-31
- Language: English
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Forging Divinity
- The War of Broken Mirrors, Book 1
- Written by: Andrew Rowe
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
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Some say that in the city of Orlyn, godhood is on sale to the highest bidder. Thousands flock to the city each year, hoping for a chance at immortality. Lydia Hastings is a knowledge sorcerer, capable of extracting information from anything she touches. When she travels to Orlyn to validate the claims of the local faith, she discovers a conspiracy that could lead to a war between the world's three greatest powers. At the focal point is a prisoner who bears a striking resemblance to the long-missing leader of the pantheon she worships.
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Read the books out of order, for the best.
- By Nick on 2019-11-20
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Forging Divinity
- The War of Broken Mirrors, Book 1
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: The War of Broken Mirrors, Book 1
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 2016-04-19
- Language: English
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Broken Throne
- A Red Queen Collection
- Written by: Victoria Aveyard
- Narrated by: Amanda Dolan, Vikas Adam, Charlie Thurston, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 10 mins
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The perfect addition to the number one New York Times best-selling Red Queen series, this features three brand-new novellas, two previously published novellas, Steel Scars and Queen Song, and never-before-heard bonus scenes, journal entries, and much more exclusive content.
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Broken Throne
- By Anonymous User on 2019-05-10
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Broken Throne
- A Red Queen Collection
- Narrated by: Amanda Dolan, Vikas Adam, Charlie Thurston, Erin Spencer, Andi Arndt, Jayne Entwistle, Nick Podehl, Emily Woo Zeller
- Series: Red Queen, Book 4.5
- Length: 14 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 2019-05-07
- Language: English
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A Warrior's Path
- The Castes and the OutCastes Book 1
- Written by: Davis Ashura
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 17 hrs and 11 mins
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Sweeping from the majestic city of Ashoka to the perilous Wildness beyond her borders, enter a world where Caste determines mystical Talents, the purity of Jivatma expresses worth, and dharma may be based on a lie.Rukh Shektan has always understood duty. As a member of Caste Kumma, the warrior Caste, nothing else is acceptable. He is expected to take part in the deadly Trials, to journey the Wildness and protect the caravans linking Humanity's far-flung cities. Though the mission is dangerous, Rukh's hope and optimism are undaunted. Karma, however, is a fickle fiend.
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great start, looking forward to the next in series
- By janet on 2019-04-17
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A Warrior's Path
- The Castes and the OutCastes Book 1
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: Castes and the OutCastes, Book 1
- Length: 17 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 2015-08-21
- Language: English
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Forbidden Zone
- The System Apocalypse, Book 11
- Written by: Tao Wong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
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After revealing the deception spread by the Galactic Council and the hidden aspects of the System, John Lee and his friends flee the council building on Irvina. Just escaping the capital planet will tax them to their utmost. Evading the full force of the Galactic Council and their minions might be more than they can handle. While old allies deal with the new truths, friends fracture under the increasing pressure, and all the while, the System Quest hangs over John's head, unfinished. Their only hope - their only clue - lies in the Forbidden Zone.
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The Power Creep
- By Tyson on 2024-05-31
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Forbidden Zone
- The System Apocalypse, Book 11
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: The System Apocalypse, Book 11
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 2022-01-10
- Language: English
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This Book Is Full of Spiders
- Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End, Book 2)
- Written by: David Wong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
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Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings.
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Seriously, Dude, Do listen to it
- By Matthew Harnden on 2018-09-19
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This Book Is Full of Spiders
- Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: John Dies at the End, Book 2
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 2012-10-02
- Language: English
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